How to be a ninja in real life?

You’ve always wanted to move and fight like a ninja. But never thought it was possible because…

What’s more… you’ve even ruled out joining professions that are modern versions of what the ninja did… the army, special forces, and espionage.

What now? How do you still become a modern ninja?

Becoming a modern ninja – 3 Guidelines

Keep it practical, realistic and legal

Sure… sneaking around undetected, while using fire (gunpowder) as distraction, is cool.

But, such skills have no practical purpose for regular people (like you and me). They are even a security threat when the knowledge falls into the wrong hands.

So, opt for warrior hacks that has uses in your regular life, and against probable threats.

Look beyond old manuals

While historical ninja manuals teach valuable lessons, we need to adapt them. Some techniques are bound only to the feudal period, and are obsolete today.

For example, the Shoninki talks about reading a person’s character based on the number of teeth he has. How practical do you think counting teeth is? Wouldn’t it be better to refer to body language (and behavioral psychology)?

Likewise, when you need to be stealthy in the woods, would you construct a flaming uchitake? Why not use a glow stick instead?

That’s why sticking to historical sources for the sake of tradition isn’t practical. Instead, include sources from modern disciplines to make your way of ninja better!

Note: If your goal is to experiment with ninja techniques as used centuries ago, then go ahead.

Be true to what you want

You don’t have to join a “ninjutsu” school to be a modern ninja. But, train in a variety of disciplines, and always go for what appeals to you.

Be honest.

These are some reasons you want to become a modern ninja – and it has much to do with pop culture than history.

You want:

  • Skills that seem to surpass human limits. (functional strength; movement agility; ability to fight)
  • The confidence and control (to influence the people you talk to)
  • To be aware of your surroundings, and know what to do in a threatening situation
  • To learn the mysterious techniques and philosophy of the ninja, and be immersed in an exotic secret warrior culture

So, work on the attributes you wish to have.

Become the best ninja-version of yourself, and train the mind, body and knowledge.

Mission & purpose grounded in reality

So, how to be a ninja? First know your mission and purpose.

Modern way of the ninja

Mission: to be your best ninja-self in mindset, physical ability and knowledge.

Purpose: to have confidence and abilities to deal with any situation – regular life and threats.

Examples of situations (from threatening to mundane):

  • Know what to do if you get abducted
  • Avoid getting scammed when traveling
  • “Disappear” when approached by people you dislike
  • Interpret behavioural cues during a conversation
  • Appear confident during an interview

Sources of knowledge:

  • People with expertise, experience and/or knowledge
  • Modern tactics and techniques
  • Historical tactics and techniques (of samurai, ninja and other warriors)

Components of being a modern ninja (skip to sections you want):

So, moving on to training in the mind, body and useful hacks for the street smart modern ninja…

Physical Training (How to be a ninja?)

Physical training helps you gain strength, stamina, obstacle movement and self-defense skills.

These skills give you the confidence to handle threats. For example: to escape group confrontations, and defend yourself and others.

Functional Strength, Obstacles & Movement

Traverse obstacles, run, climb and lift heavy objects. Muscular strength is not the priority. Fine-muscle control, endurance and movement technique is.

Examples: Parkour, street workout and rock-climbing.

Martial Arts and Self-defense

Being able to defend yourself and your loved ones, builds your confidence. Thus, martial art training and de-escalation tactics will be useful to you.

Whatever art you choose, it has to fit your physiology, personality and psychology. For instance, if you have knee problems, avoid martial arts that involve kicking or seiza.

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